hello? is this thing on?

so, a blog.

i finally joined the ranks of the people who think OTHER people care enough to follow the nonsense they get into day after day. apparently this really happens. i'm fairly certain all this is merely a crack-like addiction - i mean, i think keeping up with the frequency of your friends bowel movements makes you a good friend, right? yeah, lets go with that. we're all lower echelon paparazzi for one another.

anyway, here it goes.