Friday, November 21, 2008

YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!, er, diet dr. pepper

back in march, i was thrilled to find out that dr. pepper had offered everyone in the US a free beverage if guns n' roses actually released their much mythologized album "chinese democracy". a ridiculous offer for a ridiculous situation. yes. i love america.

anyway, it appears that the braided assclown that is axl rose will at long last bestow this much heralded album this weekend - ergo, america gets their free candy water. i had imagined circus clowns at every street corner handing out glass bottles of dr. pepper out of some strange abomination of a ice cream truck...but it looks like another anti-climatic situation - you can print out a coupon from the dr. pepper website on sunday.

with today's economy, i'll take what i can get.

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